mcavoyster:

*whispers gaaaaaaaaay*

"Suprise!" Riker said as he boned young Wesley up the ass.

http://www.textfiles.com/sex/EROTICA/S/startrek.txt

I think I have been on the internet too long.

(Source: protectcharles, via chozenrogue)

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    I’m laughing so hard at HOW TERRIFYING that smile is. Riker, stop! So scary! Grow a beard, OMG.
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